2 years ago

nightmareonstylestreet:

Ms. Minaj :: Okay im sure some of yall are gonna hate me after i say this BUT.FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY she has on something on that i like & that works for her body finally NICKI. I love this dress it’s really different & cute. 
Vader: sorry Grimey, but I think she might have stolen my grandma’s rug. 

nightmareonstylestreet:

Ms. Minaj :: Okay im sure some of yall are gonna hate me after i say this BUT.
FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY she has on something on that i like & that works for her body finally NICKI. I love this dress it’s really different & cute. 

Vader: sorry Grimey, but I think she might have stolen my grandma’s rug. 

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2 years ago

hmm. This is bad. I googled Britney and she’s only 5’4. That means, there are many people taller than her…. that can clearly see her tracks without having her look down this way. Ladies, if you’re wearing tracks, I would like to let you know those things were made to make you look like you actually have hair. They are not to make you look like you’re faking the hair. Make it look real! If not, go bald! Messy is BAD. BADDDD.
…..Unless you’re the tallest person in the world. If you’re the tallest person in the world, you just need to avoid bending over, sitting, squatting, etc. But as far as I know, we’re normal people with normal/average heights. But even when you think you’re ultra tall, trust me, there will always be taller. I don’t care if you’re Yao Ming. Please don’t walk around exposing your secrets. Lastly, I would like to say I understand mishaps. Please invest in a hat if it happens to you. 
Tough Love,
Vader
PS: I stared at the picture a little bit more… it’s almost like she only has a small island of real hair. 

hmm. This is bad. I googled Britney and she’s only 5’4. That means, there are many people taller than her…. that can clearly see her tracks without having her look down this way. Ladies, if you’re wearing tracks, I would like to let you know those things were made to make you look like you actually have hair. They are not to make you look like you’re faking the hair. Make it look real! If not, go bald! Messy is BAD. BADDDD.

…..Unless you’re the tallest person in the world. If you’re the tallest person in the world, you just need to avoid bending over, sitting, squatting, etc. But as far as I know, we’re normal people with normal/average heights. But even when you think you’re ultra tall, trust me, there will always be taller. I don’t care if you’re Yao Ming. Please don’t walk around exposing your secrets. Lastly, I would like to say I understand mishaps. Please invest in a hat if it happens to you. 

Tough Love,

Vader

PS: I stared at the picture a little bit more… it’s almost like she only has a small island of real hair. 

2 years ago

He’s wearing leopard print pants. I see his boxers. He “rocked out”. Lil Wayne seizuring with leopard pants was just… a nightmare. Leopard pants. Seriously dude??? Why?????
 
-Vader

He’s wearing leopard print pants. I see his boxers. He “rocked out”. Lil Wayne seizuring with leopard pants was just… a nightmare. Leopard pants. Seriously dude??? Why?????

 

-Vader

I guess I’ve gotten used to Katy Perry’s eccentric costumes. But I didn’t think this is that bad…except only ONE thing. She has a yellow cube on her head, and it looks like it fell from the sky and dug into her skull. Uhm… yeah. Nuff said. 

-Vader

I guess I’ve gotten used to Katy Perry’s eccentric costumes. But I didn’t think this is that bad…except only ONE thing. She has a yellow cube on her head, and it looks like it fell from the sky and dug into her skull. Uhm… yeah. Nuff said. 

-Vader

2 years ago

What is this? It’s been a while since I’ve said this: “NIGHTMARE!” No seriously, this is actually scary. It’s like she became a hybrid between a scary anime nurse, a creepy kid, cotton candy, and a robot. Wait… WTF????? Oh dear. This is just craziness, and all sorts of confusion. Lets add onto her outfit the creepy, empty, plastic, Barbie-like movements and stares…hold on, just wet myself…(and not in a good way)… 

- Vader

What is this? It’s been a while since I’ve said this: “NIGHTMARE!” No seriously, this is actually scary. It’s like she became a hybrid between a scary anime nurse, a creepy kid, cotton candy, and a robot. Wait… WTF????? Oh dear. This is just craziness, and all sorts of confusion. Lets add onto her outfit the creepy, empty, plastic, Barbie-like movements and stares…hold on, just wet myself…(and not in a good way)… 

- Vader

2 years ago

Erhm… can someone please tell me what’s going on here? Her hair looks like her necklace… or does her necklace look like her hair? I don’t know. I’m just scared. I don’t know what she was trying to achieve with this, unless she enjoys being unapproachable…..

-Vader =]

Erhm… can someone please tell me what’s going on here? Her hair looks like her necklace… or does her necklace look like her hair? I don’t know. I’m just scared. I don’t know what she was trying to achieve with this, unless she enjoys being unapproachable…..

-Vader =]

2 years ago

Okay. I like the colors. I like Brook Shields. I like her accessories. But two of the things I hate the most just got together and contaminated a would-have-been beautiful person: my grandma’s tablecloth and crocs. As you all can see from one of my posts, crocs are the equivalent of pointless rubber cockroaches in color. As for her dress (if you can even call it that, since it looks like a giant table cloth that she wrapped around her body and pinned at the neck), it gives are absolutely no shape what-so-ever. Her arms are the only things seen, and they look big and muscular, while the rest of her body? Well I haven’t located it yet. You know, I tried to find the things that indicates a woman’s body: the boobs, the butt, the curves. Yeah, if anyone sees any of that please let me know. At this rate, I’ll have to go Google ‘Brook Shields’ to remember how she actually looks.
Ah! There she is.
-Vader.

Okay. I like the colors. I like Brook Shields. I like her accessories. But two of the things I hate the most just got together and contaminated a would-have-been beautiful person: my grandma’s tablecloth and crocs. As you all can see from one of my posts, crocs are the equivalent of pointless rubber cockroaches in color. As for her dress (if you can even call it that, since it looks like a giant table cloth that she wrapped around her body and pinned at the neck), it gives are absolutely no shape what-so-ever. Her arms are the only things seen, and they look big and muscular, while the rest of her body? Well I haven’t located it yet. You know, I tried to find the things that indicates a woman’s body: the boobs, the butt, the curves. Yeah, if anyone sees any of that please let me know. At this rate, I’ll have to go Google ‘Brook Shields’ to remember how she actually looks.

Ah! There she is.

-Vader.

2 years ago

nightmareonstylestreet:

DEAR CROCS,
OH HOW I HATE YOUR EXISTANCE! YOU LOOK LIKE JASON VOORHEES IN DIFFERENT COLORS ON PEOPLE’S FEET. YOU MAKE PEOPLE LOOK LIKE THEY WORK IN FISH MARKETS. YOU DO NOTHING BUT WRAP VERY UGLY RUBBER WITH HOLES AROUND PEOPLE’S CUTE LITTLE FEET. WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE??? YOU DO WHAT FLIP FLOPS DO IN A VERY UGLY WAY. YOU CAN’T EVEN BE RAIN SHOES BECAUSE YOU HAVE HOLES. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO?! WHY. WHY. JUST…WHY?!
LOVE,
VADER

nightmareonstylestreet:

DEAR CROCS,

OH HOW I HATE YOUR EXISTANCE! YOU LOOK LIKE JASON VOORHEES IN DIFFERENT COLORS ON PEOPLE’S FEET. YOU MAKE PEOPLE LOOK LIKE THEY WORK IN FISH MARKETS. YOU DO NOTHING BUT WRAP VERY UGLY RUBBER WITH HOLES AROUND PEOPLE’S CUTE LITTLE FEET. WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE??? YOU DO WHAT FLIP FLOPS DO IN A VERY UGLY WAY. YOU CAN’T EVEN BE RAIN SHOES BECAUSE YOU HAVE HOLES. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO?! WHY. WHY. JUST…WHY?!

LOVE,

VADER

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2 years ago

Tyra Tyra Tyra.

I love you Tyra i REALLY do. But what on EARTH where you thinking ? I mean why would you go out in something like that ??. This ” cat woman ” look is NOT flattering to your body AT ALL.  I mean your boobs, they look really huge, they look like they’re about to do a Nicki Minaj ( nipple slip ). As a EX- super model & the judge of ANTM i expected BETTER from you Ty Ty. Perhaps a new stylist ?? Yeah i’d say so. 
Oh btw, how did you pee ? lol. This look is just a FAIL all together. Sorry =/

Outfit =’s CAT-astrophe

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2 years ago

mmm…. excuse me ma’am, but why do you have a swirly thing on your head? is it a sparkly eel or a snake? idk what it in… -.-
Love,
Vader

mmm…. excuse me ma’am, but why do you have a swirly thing on your head? is it a sparkly eel or a snake? idk what it in… -.-

Love,

Vader


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