3 years ago

DEAR CROCS,
OH HOW I HATE YOUR EXISTANCE! YOU LOOK LIKE JASON VOORHEES IN DIFFERENT COLORS ON PEOPLE’S FEET. YOU MAKE PEOPLE LOOK LIKE THEY WORK IN FISH MARKETS. YOU DO NOTHING BUT WRAP VERY UGLY RUBBER WITH HOLES AROUND PEOPLE’S CUTE LITTLE FEET. WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE??? YOU DO WHAT FLIP FLOPS DO IN A VERY UGLY WAY. YOU CAN’T EVEN BE RAIN SHOES BECAUSE YOU HAVE HOLES. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO?! WHY. WHY. JUST…WHY?!
LOVE,
VADER

DEAR CROCS,

OH HOW I HATE YOUR EXISTANCE! YOU LOOK LIKE JASON VOORHEES IN DIFFERENT COLORS ON PEOPLE’S FEET. YOU MAKE PEOPLE LOOK LIKE THEY WORK IN FISH MARKETS. YOU DO NOTHING BUT WRAP VERY UGLY RUBBER WITH HOLES AROUND PEOPLE’S CUTE LITTLE FEET. WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE??? YOU DO WHAT FLIP FLOPS DO IN A VERY UGLY WAY. YOU CAN’T EVEN BE RAIN SHOES BECAUSE YOU HAVE HOLES. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO?! WHY. WHY. JUST…WHY?!

LOVE,

VADER


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