2 years ago

Okay. I like the colors. I like Brook Shields. I like her accessories. But two of the things I hate the most just got together and contaminated a would-have-been beautiful person: my grandma’s tablecloth and crocs. As you all can see from one of my posts, crocs are the equivalent of pointless rubber cockroaches in color. As for her dress (if you can even call it that, since it looks like a giant table cloth that she wrapped around her body and pinned at the neck), it gives are absolutely no shape what-so-ever. Her arms are the only things seen, and they look big and muscular, while the rest of her body? Well I haven’t located it yet. You know, I tried to find the things that indicates a woman’s body: the boobs, the butt, the curves. Yeah, if anyone sees any of that please let me know. At this rate, I’ll have to go Google ‘Brook Shields’ to remember how she actually looks.
Ah! There she is.
-Vader.

Okay. I like the colors. I like Brook Shields. I like her accessories. But two of the things I hate the most just got together and contaminated a would-have-been beautiful person: my grandma’s tablecloth and crocs. As you all can see from one of my posts, crocs are the equivalent of pointless rubber cockroaches in color. As for her dress (if you can even call it that, since it looks like a giant table cloth that she wrapped around her body and pinned at the neck), it gives are absolutely no shape what-so-ever. Her arms are the only things seen, and they look big and muscular, while the rest of her body? Well I haven’t located it yet. You know, I tried to find the things that indicates a woman’s body: the boobs, the butt, the curves. Yeah, if anyone sees any of that please let me know. At this rate, I’ll have to go Google ‘Brook Shields’ to remember how she actually looks.

Ah! There she is.

-Vader.

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